Directed by Mark Waters. Compiled by Tina Fey, in line with the written guide Queen Bees & Wannabes by Rosalind Wiseman.

[voice-over] when you look at the regular globe, Halloween is whenever kids liven up in costumes and beg for candy. A year when a girl can dress like a total slut and no other girls can say anything about it in Girl World, Halloween is the one night.

[voice-over] Calling somebody fat that is elsen’t move you to any skinnier. Calling some body stupid does not turn you into any smarter. And Regina that is ruining George life surely don’t make me personally any happier. Anything you may do in life is attempt to re re solve the nagging issue prior to you.

• You got everybody there where you sit in the cafeteria is crucial because. You have your Freshmen, ROTC men, Preps, JV Jocks, Asian Nerds, Cool Asians, Varsity Jocks, Unfriendly Black Hotties, Girls whom Eat Their emotions, Girls that don’t Eat any such thing, Desperate Wannabes, Burnouts, intimately Active Band Geeks, The Greatest People you may Ever fulfill, as well as the Worst. Watch out for The Plastic Materials.
• This can be Damian: he is very nearly too homosexual to work.

Damian: [about Regina] She constantly appears tough.

She constantly wins Spring Fling Queen. Janis: whom cares? Damian: we worry. Every the seniors throw this dance for the underclassmen called The Spring Fling year. And whomsoever is elected Spring Fling King and Queen immediately becomes mind associated with scholar strategies Committee. And since I have have always been a dynamic person in the scholar strategies Committee, I would personally state, yeah, we worry. Janis: Wow, Damian, you have certainly out-gayed your self. Regina: you are, like, actually pretty! Cady: many thanks! Regina: Which Means You agree? Cady: Just What? Regina: you believe you are really pretty. Gretchen: Well, i am talking about, you would not purchase a dress without asking friends and family first if it appears to be good for you. Cady: i mightn’t? Gretchen: Appropriate. Oh, and it is exactly the same with dudes. love, you might think you love somebody, you might be incorrect. Karen: hold on tight. [presses a key on her behalf phone] Oh, my God. She actually is therefore annoying. Gretchen: That Is Karen that is’s this? Gretchen: Gretchen. Karen: Right. Hang on. [presses another key; to Regina] Oh, my Jesus, she actually is therefore annoying. Regina: i understand! Just dispose of her. Karen: [to Gretchen] Ok. The facts? Gretchen: Regina states everybody hates you since you’re this kind of slut. Karen: She said that? Gretchen: You don’t hear it from me personally. Cady: Little harsh, Gretch. Gretchen: Whatever, she’s the right to know. Karen: [to Regina] i can not venture out. [fake cough] i am unwell. Regina: [sarcastically] Boo, you whore. [hangs up; Karen gapes in surprise] Cady: [voice-over] The strange benefit of getting together with Regina ended up being her, and at the same time, I still wanted her to like me that I could hate. Regina: okay. You’ve got actually eyebrows that are good. Cady: Many Many Thanks. Regina: [pushing Gretchen] Move. Cady: [voice-over] Exact Same with Gretchen. The meaner Regina would be to her, the greater amount of Gretchen tried to win Regina straight straight back. She knew it had been safer to be when you look at the plastic materials, hating life, rather than not be in at all. Because being aided by the plastic materials had been like being famous. Individuals looked over you all of the time, and everybody simply knew material in regards to you. Brief girl: That brand new woman relocated right right right here from Africa. Bethany Byrd: we saw Cady Heron army that is wearing and flip-flops, therefore I bought military jeans and flip-flops. Jason: That Cady woman is hot. She might even be hotter than Regina George. Mr. Duvall: we hear Regina George is dating Aaron Samuels once again. The 2 had been seen canoodling at Chris Eisel’s Halloween celebration. They are inseparable from the time. Cady: [voice-over] we was a lady possessed. We invested about 80 % of my time speaing frankly about Regina. In addition to other 20 per cent of that time period, I became praying for another person to create her up and so I could discuss her more. [out loud] She’s not that good-looking at her. Janis: I’m not sure in the event that you really look. Given that’s she’s getting fatter, she is got pretty jugs that are big. Cady: [voice-over] i really could hear individuals getting uninterested in me personally. But I Possibly Couldn’t stop. It simply kept coming like term vomit. [out noisy] We have this concept that in the event that you cut all her locks down, she’d seem like a uk guy. Janis: Yeah, I Understand. You said this 1 prior to. [After being dumped by Aaron, Regina is crying and keeping fingers with Gretchen and Karen inside her bedroom] Karen: Did he state why? Regina: [sniffling] Somebody told him about Shane Oman.

Gretchen: whom? Regina: He stated a man from the baseball group.

Karen: Baseball team? Regina: he was given by me every thing. We was half a virgin whenever he was met by me. Karen: You wanna do one thing enjoyable? You want to head to Taco Bell? Regina: i cannot visit Taco Bell, i am on a diet that is all-carb ! Jesus, Karen, you may be therefore stupid! [stomps off] Gretchen: Regina, wait! Speak to me personally! [goes after Regina] Regina: no body knows me personally. Gretchen: you are understood by me. Cady: You Aren’t stupid, Karen. Karen: No. I will be, really. I am failing almost anything. Cady: Well, there has to be one thing you are great at. Karen: i could place my fist that is whole in lips. Wanna see? Cady: No. That Is okay. Other things? Karen: i am sort of psychic. We have a 5th feeling. Cady: just just just What would you suggest? Karen: It is like We have ESPN or something like that. My breasts can tell when it always’s gonna rainfall. Cady: Actually? Which is amazing. Karen: Well, they are able to inform when it is raining. Cady: [after humiliating Regina] Regina, wait! i did not suggest for the to take place! Regina: to learn that everybody else hates me personally? I do not care! Cady: Regina, please! Regina, end! Regina: [turns to Cady and walks toward her] No! have you any idea what everybody says in regards to you? They state that you are a jungle that is home-schooled, who’s a less hot variation of me personally! Yeah! Therefore do not attempt to work therefore innocent! It is possible to simply just just simply take that fake apology and shove it right your hairy— [gets struck by a bus] Cady: [voice-over] And that is exactly exactly exactly how Regina George passed away. No, I’m completely joking. But she did get hurt. Some girls state they saw her mind get all of the real means around. But that is just a rumor. Many people swear I was seen by them push her right in front for the coach. Which was a level even even even even worse rumor. [deleted scene; Cady is frowned upon] Cady: [voice-over] i really couldn’t apologize to Ms. Norbury without getting blamed when it comes to burn book that is whole. After which, it was said by her. The thing that is worst you might hear from any adult. Sharon Norbury: [alarmed] Your parents have now been consumed by cannibals! Cady: [voice-over] ok, the 2nd worst. Sharon Norbury: i am actually disappointed inside you, Cady. Cady: so can be we nevertheless in a battle? Janis: have you been nevertheless an asshole? Cady: I do not think therefore. Janis: Well, then i suppose we are okay.